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Offline Lust4Mina

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Re: Pregnancy Sucks!
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2014, 12:14:30 PM »
its almost time!!!

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Re: Pregnancy Sucks!
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2014, 01:22:45 PM »
Time to practice her lines like: "Oh sure, I can see how it might be a pain to spend ten minutes doing chores... Almost like the pain of spending 5 weeks in labour as I squeezed your ungrateful arse out into thus world!"

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Re: Pregnancy Sucks!
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2014, 03:12:04 PM »
Lots of Braxton Hicks contractions but nothing real yet. I'm ready to have my buddy back and I'm going crazy with boredom! I swear missy my naps happen because I'm bored not because I'm actually tied.
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Re: Pregnancy Sucks!
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2014, 03:51:04 PM »
Keep us updated, Avendia. Good luck to you & proud papa to be.
I kind of want to shove a copper-top up your ass and see if you hum and shake. -Irishgirl
I'd sneak up behind you armed with a sickle, slam it up between your legs and tear you a new one that with any luck will widen to spill your guts in a steaming heap on the floor. I'll spell RC with your intestines as I observe you writhing in agony. -cosmicwitch
Never thought I would bruise my middle finger while fucking myself.  Think I'll use a bit more caution when telling others to go fuck themselves now that I see how dangerous it is! -Smirkin

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Re: Pregnancy Sucks!
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2014, 05:52:53 PM »
oh wow im so excited for you!! :D

P.S. sleep when the baby sleeps so you wont go bonkers! :hug:

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Re: Pregnancy Sucks!
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2014, 03:29:36 AM »
Also I need to learn to proof read before I post! Lol!
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Re: Pregnancy Sucks!
« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2015, 08:44:51 AM »
pregnancy does suck! I had a high risk pregnancy and all I kept hearing was how fucking lucky I was. yes, lucky my liver is constantly trying to fail, lucky I can't wear shoes in the freezing cold, lucky I have a kid who got her foot caught IN my ribs, lucky people kept wanting to touch me...fuckers. 20 hour labor, 28 minute delivery.  then guess what? she tore through me. literally. There was a piece of my body they had to take out cause it was in two pieces, stitch it back together, then re install it in my body. With more stitches. I'm never doing this again. and don't even start on heartburn. I ate tums like candy.
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Re: Pregnancy Sucks!
« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2015, 08:47:14 AM »
Ummmm... ouch. :(

Feel better sweetie.

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Re: Pregnancy Sucks!
« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2015, 06:00:31 PM »
Thanks love, she's six weeks old now so things feel generally better, but man at the time I was my own American horror story, lol!
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Re: Pregnancy Sucks!
« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2015, 06:13:09 PM »
I find myself very attracted to pregnant women, but the moment the birth begins coming round ....

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I kind of want to shove a copper-top up your ass and see if you hum and shake. -Irishgirl
I'd sneak up behind you armed with a sickle, slam it up between your legs and tear you a new one that with any luck will widen to spill your guts in a steaming heap on the floor. I'll spell RC with your intestines as I observe you writhing in agony. -cosmicwitch
Never thought I would bruise my middle finger while fucking myself.  Think I'll use a bit more caution when telling others to go fuck themselves now that I see how dangerous it is! -Smirkin

 

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