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Offline Surrender2U

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Useless Superpower
« on: April 13, 2015, 11:46:48 AM »
If you could grant the person above you a completely useless superpower, what would it be?

Ex: The ability to tell the color of an M&M by taste only.

or

X-ray Belly Button Lint Vision

or

See women naked when fully clothed. (probably not a useless power though. ;) )

Offline Mr Nice Guy

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2015, 11:58:29 AM »
You have the power to escape any bonds or chains!

But where would be the fun in that... >:)

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2015, 12:16:04 PM »
Ability to change the taste of your pee.

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2015, 01:14:01 PM »
Hello Snowfall  :wave:

I grant you the useless superpower of being able to make acorns fall.

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2015, 02:02:26 PM »
For the fantastic Eri, I think the super power of...

Not feeling pain would be not only useless to her but also a cruel inhuman fate.

Sorry Darling :*

 


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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2015, 07:34:20 PM »
Your superpower is to have the ability to always plug in a USB the right side up.

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2015, 09:57:00 PM »
Your useless superpower would be to correctly guess how many people were in any given crowd.
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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2015, 12:56:29 AM »
MamaMeadow's useless superpower would be... the power to believe it's not butter.

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2015, 01:14:39 AM »
AMAZING.

Your useless power would beeee...to squirt milk out of your eyeballs
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MAKES ME YOUR WHORE

I didn't even need to boak but after seeing what she was doing plus smelling me own jobby I promptly boaked in the sink as well.
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I'm as hard as a coral reef right now. - bjc1979

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2015, 01:40:11 AM »
MamaMeadow's useless superpower would be the ability to create useless superpowers at will.

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2015, 07:35:33 AM »
For MAGGIE: The ability to break out in pimples when eating excessive amounts of fatty foods.

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2015, 01:40:45 PM »
For Frodo: the ability to change the color of ink in any pen.
YOUR GOD INSIDE ME
MAKES ME YOUR WHORE

I didn't even need to boak but after seeing what she was doing plus smelling me own jobby I promptly boaked in the sink as well.
-Ray
Slowly with the aid of a couple blue pills, they drew their glans against us - Ingy
I'm as hard as a coral reef right now. - bjc1979


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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2015, 02:39:28 PM »
LMAO!!!!!!! how delightfully random!!!

The ability to turn rocks into leaves
YOUR GOD INSIDE ME
MAKES ME YOUR WHORE

I didn't even need to boak but after seeing what she was doing plus smelling me own jobby I promptly boaked in the sink as well.
-Ray
Slowly with the aid of a couple blue pills, they drew their glans against us - Ingy
I'm as hard as a coral reef right now. - bjc1979

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2015, 05:02:32 PM »
I'm giving you the ability to make a 5 star meal from vending machine foods.

 

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