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Offline Dark Desire

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2015, 10:00:34 PM »
I grant S2U the super power to be super sexy to everyone.

Wait, what? She already has that power... Hmmm How bout the power of flight but only for 2 seconds at a time?
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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2015, 08:04:24 AM »
DD gets the power to become exhausted walking across a single room.

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2015, 03:09:30 PM »
The power to ejaculate chocolate.

Wait -- that wouldn't be so useless, would it? :-?

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2015, 03:26:58 PM »
The ability to summon frogs.

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2015, 03:47:57 PM »
The ability to stack jellybeans... with your eyebrows.
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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2015, 05:05:43 PM »


ps PLORP
I kind of want to shove a copper-top up your ass and see if you hum and shake. -Irishgirl
I'd sneak up behind you armed with a sickle, slam it up between your legs and tear you a new one that with any luck will widen to spill your guts in a steaming heap on the floor. I'll spell RC with your intestines as I observe you writhing in agony. -cosmicwitch
Never thought I would bruise my middle finger while fucking myself.  Think I'll use a bit more caution when telling others to go fuck themselves now that I see how dangerous it is! -Smirkin

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2015, 06:52:49 PM »
*Warning contains poop*
Might be better suited to Leo but maybe Ray will share if he comes in.




Ray gets the power to shit on command, oh not his command but when he sees, reads or hears poop references he automatically has to go right there, right then.


Oh the carnage!!!  :rofl: :thumbs:

Sorry to all just couldn't resist :blush: :uhoh:

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2015, 08:12:02 PM »
Dark Desire gets the power to seduce anyone he wants... but only for a minute at a time!
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I'm with the Others, and I've been here all along.
Will you punish me because I'm made in your blood?
Do I fly in the storm, or wallow in the mud?
So don't blame the devil for the shit that you've done,
You made this mess, and you're just having fun.

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2015, 08:41:27 PM »
Rosary gets the power to defecate from her mouth (allowing her yo become a politician)

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2015, 09:35:26 PM »
Dark Desire gets the power to seduce anyone he wants... but only for a minute at a time!

Hey I have that now  >:) More than a minute and they go running away!!  XD



For FK... The power to automatically get hard when closer then two feet to Ashley.

Edit: Yeah, I suck at this game! :D
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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2015, 12:42:39 PM »
Dark Desire gets the power to shoot raisins out of his nose.

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2015, 02:06:01 PM »
Addie, I bestow you the ability to instantly and accurately answer any question verbally asked in your presence...

...about snails.
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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2015, 02:08:27 PM »
I bestow upon Red Right Hand the SUPER ability to poop turds shaped like minarets.

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2015, 02:17:51 PM »
I bestow upon Red Right Hand the SUPER ability to poop turds shaped like minarets.

But I could make a fortune with that as a "modern artist." :P

Unlike your ability Addie which is talking backwards... in your sleep.
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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2015, 08:10:02 PM »
You now have the ability to effect world peace with just a word! TOo bad you stutter.
I kind of want to shove a copper-top up your ass and see if you hum and shake. -Irishgirl
I'd sneak up behind you armed with a sickle, slam it up between your legs and tear you a new one that with any luck will widen to spill your guts in a steaming heap on the floor. I'll spell RC with your intestines as I observe you writhing in agony. -cosmicwitch
Never thought I would bruise my middle finger while fucking myself.  Think I'll use a bit more caution when telling others to go fuck themselves now that I see how dangerous it is! -Smirkin

 

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