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Offline StillCurious

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #165 on: June 04, 2015, 12:29:04 PM »
Essenceofred...
You now have the ability to change anyones shoes into marshmallows. ..

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #166 on: June 04, 2015, 05:53:51 PM »
StillCurious gains the "ability" to fully experience the cramps of every woman in the world whenever they are going through them, the pain level being the total of all current cramps added together. (Not sure if you're male or female - your profile doesn't say - but if you're a guy that is probably even worse to experience, us guys are wimps)

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #167 on: June 04, 2015, 06:37:05 PM »
The ability to whistle any song you hear once perfectly
No. To crush your enemies, and see them fall at your feet - to take their horses and belongings, and to hear the lamentation of their women. That is the best life.
-genghis khan

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #168 on: June 05, 2015, 01:30:30 AM »
The ability to control pine martens with his mind.

(I saw it in Ingy's signature. And now that I've look it up, I want one. They're adorable.)


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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #169 on: June 05, 2015, 02:43:57 AM »
Omg, me too. And a red panda. Well, two. They're playful and need each other.


You have the power to receive any fm radio frequency in your mind, whether you like it or not, but only when it's broadcasting zydeco music.
So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #170 on: June 08, 2015, 10:41:25 AM »
Lysyn has the profound ability to turn ANY BlueRay movie into a Betamax recording of the same movie.


...  WITH HER MIND!!!

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #171 on: June 08, 2015, 10:47:20 AM »
I bless Jack with the power to know how anything could have been prevented, after the fact.

Hence you shall be known as captain hindsight.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #172 on: June 08, 2015, 05:08:07 PM »
The abikity to command squirrels to tapdance
No. To crush your enemies, and see them fall at your feet - to take their horses and belongings, and to hear the lamentation of their women. That is the best life.
-genghis khan

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #173 on: June 09, 2015, 02:47:14 PM »
The ability to use auto correct after the message has been sent

Offline lysyn

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #174 on: June 09, 2015, 11:21:28 PM »
The ability to create beautiful sculptures out of toenail clippings.
So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
~Someone with a bright future and great hair.

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #175 on: June 09, 2015, 11:47:08 PM »
The ability to sculpt earwax.

(And Mr. Addie just lol'd at the one above)

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #176 on: June 10, 2015, 01:43:25 PM »
@lysyn You just made @REDACTED a fortune guaranteeing Father Loki will hire him to build a smexy figurehead.

(Two men - well, one usually male and the other with lesbian leanings - of such hawtness in close proximity just overwhelmed my innocent brain until the only coherent thought remaining is "I hope they kiss".)

HP's new superpower is to make chinchillas turn lesbian for an hour.
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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #177 on: June 10, 2015, 03:52:04 PM »
the ability to lick windows
I think I need an adultier adult than I am. -darkfantasygirl
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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #178 on: June 10, 2015, 08:05:48 PM »
^Ha! I know a few people who can do that in real life!

Ray has the ability to morph his feet into hands and his hands into feet... but it has to be at the same time.
The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #179 on: June 11, 2015, 04:59:54 AM »
Essence of Red wakes up with the ability to wake up exact one minute before her alarm.
~Per Aspira Ad Inferi~

I thought I was an angel, but I was wrong.
I'm with the Others, and I've been here all along.
Will you punish me because I'm made in your blood?
Do I fly in the storm, or wallow in the mud?
So don't blame the devil for the shit that you've done,
You made this mess, and you're just having fun.

 

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