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Offline Eri

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2015, 08:20:53 PM »
Oo I like that one Ray!

You have the lovely superpower of shutting down all of your technological devices every time you blink.

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #31 on: April 17, 2015, 08:24:25 PM »
You have the power to mildly annoy mollusks with your mind
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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #32 on: April 17, 2015, 08:24:37 PM »
:O how did you KNOW ??

Your new useless superpower : the ability to fold clothing in origami shapes
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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #33 on: April 17, 2015, 08:31:13 PM »
The same way I know you can cook a 3 minute egg in 2 minutes 45 seconds
No. To crush your enemies, and see them fall at your feet - to take their horses and belongings, and to hear the lamentation of their women. That is the best life.
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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #34 on: April 17, 2015, 08:35:44 PM »
ANd that is your useless superpower  :thumbs:
My sister made a horse hump He-Man. I get it, man. I get it. *solemn face* Oh shit. *bans self* :facepalm: -Addie
Like Pepe LePew, sometimes you just gotta take the pussy. -The Demented Wizard
Listen up you cretinfaced knobcheese...you need to back the fuck truck up and park yerself in it. -wetslut
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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #35 on: April 17, 2015, 11:23:27 PM »
The astounding Ray... With the power to analyze just how many beef lips are in each pickled sausage with only one bite.
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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #36 on: April 17, 2015, 11:26:28 PM »
I'm giving you the ability to slow down any supermarket line by getting in it.

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #37 on: April 17, 2015, 11:31:48 PM »
I'm giving you the ability to slow down any supermarket line by getting in it.

^ Quite obviously S2U's useless super power is identifying what useless powers someone already possesses.
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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #38 on: April 18, 2015, 12:36:46 AM »
You have the power to talk to the fishes...

Maybe fishes is wrong as it's only goldfish you can communicate with.

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #39 on: April 18, 2015, 04:03:24 AM »
Dad gets the power to summon demons from the sky. Unfortunately they don't come when summoned.

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #40 on: April 18, 2015, 04:06:13 AM »
@FrodoKreuger  gets the power to fart trees.
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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #41 on: April 18, 2015, 05:04:18 AM »
I bestow on addie the ability to perfectly understand and correct any problem about PHP... version 1.0 of 1994 !  >:)

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #42 on: April 18, 2015, 08:54:35 PM »
Francesco gains the ability to be mistaken for people's worst enemies.

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #43 on: April 19, 2015, 10:51:24 AM »
Is it just me or are some of these "useless" powers insanely exploitable for anyone with an optimizing mind?  :whistle: :read:

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Re: Useless Superpower
« Reply #44 on: April 19, 2015, 11:17:13 AM »
Ingenue has Magneto style control over shed cat hair

 

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