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Offline GermanChick

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I have, of course, seen the pictures of women with enhanced busts ... this, however, was a first for me.
I thought you guys would find it interesting also :)




What life is like with a giant Penis --- in GERMANY ;)















Ps. I'm so glad I have a place to share this with again.

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That's nuts.

I crack me up.

So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
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:rofl: and :smh: at the same time! He screams "body dysmorphic disorder" to me, but hey, to each one's own!

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I saw that on some programme about body modification. It's one thing to inject saline into your danglies - that lasts a few hours and goes away and your danglies are none the worse for wear. ( Aye, people do it. Cos I guess they like the feeling of heavy, grossly swollen danglies. You can't even fuck someone with your danglies that grotesquely swollen so I can't see the point. ) But it's another thing to inject silicone, which will permanently disfigure you.  D-:
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Oh dang, I received this link not long ago and was saving it to send Ray while he's eating. :laugh2:
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My favorite part is where he coyly implies that other dudes sex up his foreskin.
I like my unicorns pink. and fluffy. and dancing, in the vicinity of meteorological optical effects ~kittyumbrass
Turns out that France understands neither peanut butter nor tacos ~IrishGirl
Picard just petting a dog for an hour is my porn. ~NOT Ingenue

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Offline wetslut

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Cheesebus christ almighty!-What the actual fuck???....

He's holding a banana.... :O :O :O :O


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I DID wonder about the banana ... and enjoyed the insight into this part of German society very much :)




I was such a good girl when I still lived there ... *sigh* ... the THINGS I could get into now ...  ;)


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I DID wonder about the banana ... and enjoyed the insight into this part of German society very much :)




I was such a good girl when I still lived there ... *sigh* ... the THINGS I could get into now ...  ;)

You could sex up his foreskin with a banana... in German.  :naughty:

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I DID wonder about the banana ... and enjoyed the insight into this part of German society very much :)




I was such a good girl when I still lived there ... *sigh* ... the THINGS I could get into now ...  ;)

You could sex up his foreskin with a banana... in German.  :naughty:




Did you SEE some of those outfits in that clip ????


 :drool:




yeah. I know they're gay. details, don't confuse me with the details ...

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I saw the petboys! <3
I like my unicorns pink. and fluffy. and dancing, in the vicinity of meteorological optical effects ~kittyumbrass
Turns out that France understands neither peanut butter nor tacos ~IrishGirl
Picard just petting a dog for an hour is my porn. ~NOT Ingenue

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Thank god Im not even CLOSE to having this issue...lol.


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Re: Life with a giant penis (why is this in the Fetish section? Read on!)
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2016, 09:24:30 AM »
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