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Offline lysyn

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« on: July 01, 2014, 10:09:18 AM »
So yesterday I was talking to a friend and I said "I put on my robe and wizard hat" and she just looked at me blankly. Really? Who doesn't know the blood ninja saga? It's a classic, so I did the search and made her read it. Now I'm pasting the link here. There are other sites but this one seemed to have all of the ones I remembered.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1010944&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=8d5budios

And apparently he has his own site now, but not all the chats are as funny.
« Last Edit: July 01, 2014, 10:18:05 AM by lysyn »
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Re: memes
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2014, 10:32:34 AM »
That never gets old!  :lol:

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Re: memes
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2014, 06:16:20 PM »
If I could rep you for bloodninja, I would. >:)

I'll contribute a Wikipedia excerpt about "shock sites". You may hear mention of Lemon Party, Meatspin, Tubgirl, Blue Waffles, 2 Girls 1 Cup, 1 Man 1 Screwdriver, and especially Goatse.cx and wonder what they are... (oh please let me come over and film your reaction the first time you see them)

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A shock site is a website that is intended to be offensive, disgusting and/or disturbing to its viewers, containing materials of high shock value which is also considered distasteful and crude, and is generally of a pornographic, scatological, extremely violent, insulting, painful, profane, or otherwise provocative nature.

Goatse.cx was one of the best-known shock sites, featuring an image of a man stretching his anus with his hands.

Lemonparty.org contains an image of three elderly naked men in a bed kissing and having oral sex.

Tubgirl is a redirect to a picture containing a masked, naked woman lying in a bathtub, buttocks raised with her legs over her head, projecting a fountain of orange/yellow liquid (allegedly the result of an orange juice enema) from her anus onto her face.

2 Girls 1 Cup is a notorious shock site/viral video portraying coprophilia and emetophilia with two women defecating into a cup, consuming the excrement, and vomiting it into each other's mouths.

Some others:

Meatspin is a gif of two men having anal sex to the music "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)".

Blue Waffles is a picture of a woman's genitalia with a graphic sexually transmitted disease.

1 Man 1 Screwdriver is a film of a penis insertion ("sounding") going wrong and causing a lot of blood.


Search for any of these at the risk of your own eyes and sanity... :wtf:
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Re: memes
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2014, 06:18:31 PM »
I'll contribute a Wikipedia excerpt about "shock sites". You may hear mention of Lemon Party, Meatspin, Tubgirl, Blue Waffles, 2 Girls 1 Cup, 1 Man 1 Screwdriver, and especially Goatse.cx and wonder what they are... (oh please let me come over and film your reaction the first time you see them)

Don't forget 1 guy 1 jar.  :faint:

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Re: memes
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2014, 06:20:15 PM »
Don't forget 1 guy 1 jar.  :faint:
Is that the one where he... and then the glass... and then... oh my goodness.



Adds that to my list to show my new prospective boyfriends to ensure they are properly traumatized and obedient. :angel:
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Re: memes
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2014, 06:27:28 PM »

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Re: memes
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2014, 08:37:15 PM »
I'll contribute a Wikipedia excerpt about "shock sites". You may hear mention of Lemon Party, Meatspin, Tubgirl, Blue Waffles, 2 Girls 1 Cup, 1 Man 1 Screwdriver, and especially Goatse.cx and wonder what they are... (oh please let me come over and film your reaction the first time you see them)

Don't forget 1 guy 1 jar.  :faint:

Saw that one, watched it through. Was mildly entertaining, but nothing to get all upset over.

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Re: memes
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2014, 08:33:22 PM »
Saw that one, watched it through. Was mildly entertaining, but nothing to get all upset over.

Maybe not for the guy wot enjoys being raped by a 6 ft pinecone!  :O
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Re: memes
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2014, 09:54:10 PM »
Saw that one, watched it through. Was mildly entertaining, but nothing to get all upset over.

Maybe not for the guy wot enjoys being raped by a 6 ft pinecone!  :O

Sounds intriguing...

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Re: memes
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2014, 11:46:57 PM »










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Re: memes
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2016, 10:44:18 PM »
I love
This rape sloth, can you tell. Whoever made the first rape sloth meme is an absolute genius. I need his autograph.

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Re: memes
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2016, 11:06:08 PM »
HORES

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Re: memes
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2016, 11:08:27 PM »
That broom needs to shave!

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Re: memes
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2016, 10:33:38 AM »
 :)

 

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