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Online RayPistonprowl

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Re: Worst Things To Hear...
« Reply #90 on: February 26, 2015, 11:03:24 AM »
"No, we can't cover the damage done to your car by Thor's hammer, that was clearly an act of god."
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Re: Worst Things To Hear...
« Reply #91 on: February 01, 2017, 05:58:09 PM »
(After seeing an old friend at a funeral)  Let's make a selfie together!  (Realizing you can see the corpse AFTER posting it on Facebook.)  Yeah, it happened
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Re: Worst Things To Hear...
« Reply #92 on: March 19, 2017, 09:15:14 PM »
Getting a call from your Friend with Bennies.

"Um... remember the night before I left for my work project.... the small rash I had..."
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Re: Worst Things To Hear...
« Reply #93 on: April 08, 2017, 10:13:57 PM »
Whoops.. Wrong hole again.


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