On a similar note.. What about pick up lines? My old friend and I used to troll the malls and he had about a million of them.. To my shock some worked!
They call me Dr. Grape...The G is silent
Can I reheat my egg roll in your microwave?
I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
(At Waffle House of all places) Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda. Life would be feta if we were togetha. We'll be grate.
Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand.
I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
And the list goes on. Some I am ashamed to admit I use these days just to get a reaction from folks.