So, @ashley, I heard you're a brat. Is there any truth to this rumor?
Absolutely no truth to that at all, I am sweetness and light...and I absolutely do not have frodo locked away in my dungeon, the muffled British cries you're hearing are simply tricks of the wind, old house pipes, etc. The rattling of chains are just wind chimes...don't they sound pretty?
In reality, we've just not had a lot of time, we're helping renovate my families house and it's very, very, VERY rare that we find ourselves not surrounded by kids, parents or siblings. Once we have a good portion of the work done we should be back to our normal, deviant selves and back on a regular basis:)