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Offline FrodoKreuger

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Winter Retreat
« on: May 30, 2015, 03:34:10 AM »
Colorado. Wintertime. Snow lies crisp upon the ground as our car pulls up to the front of the hotel. Getting out, the chill bites my flesh, nibbling at me as if mirroring the cares I hope to throw off while here with the pincer-maws of savage insects. We've come here to give me the peace I need to finish the story that has been challenging me for far too long. I know I should be grateful to my love for this but all I can think is...

All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
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All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Frodo a dull boy.
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Re: Winter Retreat
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2016, 04:16:56 PM »
@FrodoKreuger

Did that fucking topiary lion finally track you down and eat your ass?

Where the hell are you and @ashley anyway?

Seriously hoping the both of you are alright.
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Re: Winter Retreat
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2016, 07:45:51 PM »
Methinks @ashley and @FrodoKreuger are working too hard and are at serious risk of becoming dull. Please remedy this at once.
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Re: Winter Retreat
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2016, 09:02:28 PM »
So, @ashley, I heard you're a brat. Is there any truth to this rumor? :bateyes:
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Re: Winter Retreat
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2016, 03:51:41 PM »
Quote from: Ingenue on March 16, 2016, 09:02:28 PM
So, @ashley, I heard you're a brat. Is there any truth to this rumor? :bateyes:

Absolutely no truth to that at all, I am sweetness and light...and I absolutely do not have frodo locked away in my dungeon, the muffled British cries you're hearing are simply tricks of the wind, old house pipes, etc.  The rattling of chains are just wind chimes...don't they sound pretty?  :)

In reality, we've just not had a lot of time, we're helping renovate my families house and it's very, very, VERY rare that we find ourselves not surrounded by kids, parents or siblings.  Once we have a good portion of the work done we should be back to our normal, deviant selves and back on a regular basis:)
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Re: Winter Retreat
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2016, 01:47:32 AM »
Hurrah for deviancy.

@ashley  and @FrodoKreuger  you kids hurry on home. You both are missed.
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Re: Winter Retreat
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2016, 10:41:54 PM »
kinda lost
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Re: Winter Retreat
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2017, 01:39:36 AM »
Frodo, the dullest boy! :laugh:
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