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Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« on: July 04, 2014, 10:04:06 AM »
Catch a good line in the Shout Box? Post it here.


Here is one from Ella to start us out:


Why is there no polite way to talk about sausages? I cooked and ate some kielbasa this very evening, and at no time did my husband have sympathy pains in his cock.
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Re: Heard in the Shout Box
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2014, 01:03:06 PM »
Catch a good line in the Shout Box? Post it here.

Fab idea!  :thumbs:

I think a tuba or a french horn to the ass would feel A-maaaaazing!! -darkfantasygirl
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Re: Heard in the Shout Box
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2014, 04:03:22 PM »
I inspired a thread! Thanks, Rick!

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Re: Heard in the Shout Box
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2014, 12:25:30 AM »
Maoiri [05|Jul 07:38 PM]:   churches are the best place to meet sex slaves
So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
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Re: Heard in the Shout Box
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2014, 01:54:18 AM »
And I inspired that last one lol
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Re: Heard in the Shout Box
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2014, 12:58:20 PM »
"Also if Steg can read this I'm sorry you ripped your dick off when you saw my pictures" ~FallenAngel

I think a tuba or a french horn to the ass would feel A-maaaaazing!! -darkfantasygirl
There may be some conflicted wanking later :laughgrin: :girlwank: -cosmicwitch
Nature abhors a vacuum, so if you present us with a hole we're going to try to fill it. For nature's sake. -SoftGameHunter
"Piers Morgan's being a cunt about something agai- Ah, for fuck sake, Piers Morgan's being a Crunchy Nut Corn Flake about something again" -the_silkman
I will reach down your throat through your stomach into your urogenital tract and pull your DICK INSIDE OUT. -zero

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Re: Heard in the Shout Box
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2014, 01:06:56 PM »
Oh, come on. Doesn't Steg sometimes rip his dick off just for fun?

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Re: Heard in the Shout Box
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2014, 07:02:56 PM »
"steg" - steg

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Re: Heard in the Shout Box
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2014, 08:23:39 PM »
Ingenue [06|Jul 04:15 PM]:   What, the thought that somewhere there's a facility that does nothing but pump out virile, attractive boywhores, or the thought that you were purchased from such a ranch and don't remember?
So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
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Re: Heard in the Shout Box
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2014, 07:51:02 PM »
YukiDarling [08|Jul 03:45 PM]:   Yes Second thoughts... Since I didnt actually agree to this i think I should be able to leave
So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
~Someone with a bright future and great hair.

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Re: Heard in the Shout Box
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2014, 07:53:06 PM »
Mallards are also infamous rapists. So cute. And so rapemurdery. Steg must love them. I can see him feeding them bits of bread and cooing to them how much he loves them. -Glacialis

I think a tuba or a french horn to the ass would feel A-maaaaazing!! -darkfantasygirl
There may be some conflicted wanking later :laughgrin: :girlwank: -cosmicwitch
Nature abhors a vacuum, so if you present us with a hole we're going to try to fill it. For nature's sake. -SoftGameHunter
"Piers Morgan's being a cunt about something agai- Ah, for fuck sake, Piers Morgan's being a Crunchy Nut Corn Flake about something again" -the_silkman
I will reach down your throat through your stomach into your urogenital tract and pull your DICK INSIDE OUT. -zero

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Re: Heard in the Shout Box
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2014, 09:13:10 PM »

FrodoKreuger [09|Jul 09:09 PM]:   I imagine Savage as some guy telling Hannibal Lechter and Freddie Kreuger and Jason Vorhees they're wimp[s


haha haha that's gold

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Re: Heard in the Shout Box
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2014, 10:18:00 PM »
"So...one needs to dress as a furry in order to get in the hole?" -The Demented Wizard

I think a tuba or a french horn to the ass would feel A-maaaaazing!! -darkfantasygirl
There may be some conflicted wanking later :laughgrin: :girlwank: -cosmicwitch
Nature abhors a vacuum, so if you present us with a hole we're going to try to fill it. For nature's sake. -SoftGameHunter
"Piers Morgan's being a cunt about something agai- Ah, for fuck sake, Piers Morgan's being a Crunchy Nut Corn Flake about something again" -the_silkman
I will reach down your throat through your stomach into your urogenital tract and pull your DICK INSIDE OUT. -zero

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Re: Heard in the Shout Box
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2014, 12:31:41 AM »
I love the Shoutbox. Did the chat room catch on?

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Re: Heard in the Shout Box
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2014, 09:05:55 PM »
steg [10|Jul 09:04 PM]: you know me - going to church regularly, continuing my studies, attending my office job - usual


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