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Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #240 on: May 17, 2015, 04:11:10 PM »
@well_hung_jack : Watching lesbians try to have sex is like watching a dog try to open a tin of hotdogs...
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Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #241 on: May 19, 2015, 08:13:29 PM »
@RayPistonprowl :  Wtf turned you on, Cin?

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Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #242 on: May 21, 2015, 07:55:51 PM »
RayPistonprowl: I've got a total naughtybits crush on Rosie though
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Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #243 on: May 31, 2015, 02:32:36 AM »
well_hung_jack [30|May 02:31 PM]: Christ on a trumpet, why am I so fucking horny today?!?! I'm hung-over to fuck and already on my second orgasm... IT'S NOT NATURAL!!! :O
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
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Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #244 on: May 31, 2015, 02:34:40 AM »
well_hung_jack [30|May 03:08 AM]: My parents had a variety of cats when I was a child, I always found them to be strange and aloof creatures
well_hung_jack [30|May 03:11 AM]: My parents I mean... The cats were lovely :rofl:
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #245 on: May 31, 2015, 02:41:14 AM »
kittyumbrass [29|May 08:03 PM]: dinnerdinnerdinnerdinnerdinne rdinnerdinnerdinner BATMAN!
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #246 on: May 31, 2015, 02:49:37 AM »
well_hung_jack [29|May 07:42 PM]: Talking of pussy... HONESTLY, that smell! Do I need to change my bedsheets or put the shower head up my dog's hoo-hoo?

Addie [29|May 07:43 PM]: Sounds like you need to get your dog to the vet for a yeast infection before a loaf of bread pops out of her hoo hoo

well_hung_jack [29|May 07:44 PM]: Is that where bread comes from?!?! Fucking gross, that's me WELL off sandwiches

Addie [29|May 07:44 PM]: Nah, that's just where Tesco gets its bread from. You don't shop at Tesco, do you? :bateyes:

Cannonball [29|May 07:47 PM]: Good thing I am starting early in the day killing brain cells. I don't think these are things I want to remember!

well_hung_jack [29|May 07:47 PM]: I didn't mind eating horsemeat

Addie [29|May 07:48 PM]: Jack, were you visiting France or something? :french: Then you shouldn't be afraid of pain du chien poon

kittyumbrass [29|May 07:49 PM]: chienne poon, Addie, surely?

Addie [29|May 07:55 PM]: I don't even want to think of where they get the CHEESE :watchout:
Addie [29|May 07:55 PM]: (probably your dog's vajayjay)
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #247 on: June 01, 2015, 04:50:07 PM »
@Cannonball :Is it sad I googled ear sex just now? =P



..so naturally I had to too.

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Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #248 on: June 04, 2015, 07:53:28 PM »
Ingenue [05|Jun 12:52 AM]: It's a whole sorry spectrum of assjizz smoothies0KITTY GET OFF OF TH
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #249 on: June 11, 2015, 07:42:26 AM »
@Addie  [11|Jun 06:00 AM]: Gonna wreck some dick! XD Bye!
« Last Edit: June 11, 2015, 07:49:47 AM by RayPistonprowl »
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #250 on: June 11, 2015, 07:46:36 AM »
pinkwarkitten14 [11|Jun 01:01 AM]: on my way in a few mins ago I accidentally clicked the "Exit" button instead of Enter (and the headphones weren't plugged in) so B and I got the shit scared out of us by "Ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies" blaring over the speakers :P

( she's on about the "EXIT" : http://www.rapecage.com - blame @Ingenue  for that one )
« Last Edit: June 11, 2015, 07:49:32 AM by RayPistonprowl »
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #251 on: June 11, 2015, 07:50:10 AM »
@Lust4Mina [11|Jun 12:54 AM]: i dont like cum on the face or other areas though after all the pounding just a straight shot down the hatch please
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #252 on: June 11, 2015, 07:52:55 AM »
@Ingenue [11|Jun 12:43 AM]: I deny that a graymaned or graying man with big huggable chest and warm-looking arms could EVER make me go all gooey and hope he'll kidnap me.

Ingenue [11|Jun 12:44 AM]: And those that love puppies or kitties. I super especially deny deliquescing into high pitched squeaking quark-gluon plasma lemonade at the sight of that.

RayPistonprowl [11|Jun 12:45 AM]: dafuq? deliquescing? :drool:

RayPistonprowl [11|Jun 12:45 AM]: oh dear... it only got more bizarre from there.... quark gluon dafuqerie
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #253 on: June 11, 2015, 08:09:50 AM »
@Rosary [10|Jun 10:34 PM]: a thoroughly tickled Rosie can curl into all kinds of positions and do inhuman wriggling. Like a squid under a door.

[10|Jun 10:35 PM]: @kittyumbrass buys squidproofed doors
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #254 on: June 11, 2015, 08:11:37 AM »
@Rosary [10|Jun 10:33 PM]: can't you bruise someone's heart or something if you punch them in the armpit?

RayPistonprowl [10|Jun 10:34 PM]: Rosy I can bruise your heart through your cunt <3
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

 

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