In Chat #1:
In Old Chat #2:
  • Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room 5 1
Currently:  

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Tags (Stories Only Please!):

Author Topic: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room  (Read 47703 times)

Offline RayPistonprowl

  • Testosterone ridden penis wielder
  • *
  • Gender: Male
  • Country: gb
  • Posts: 11454
  • Rep: 660
  • Cockwagging hornbucket
Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #240 on: May 17, 2015, 04:11:10 PM »
@well_hung_jack : Watching lesbians try to have sex is like watching a dog try to open a tin of hotdogs...
You haven't lived until you've received a teabagging from the prince of darkness. -IndieGuy
I very often rape people with my corkscrew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

Offline Cinnamon_Spider

  • Gender: Female
  • Country: gb
  • Posts: 59
  • Rep: 27
  • Want a taste?
Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #241 on: May 19, 2015, 08:13:29 PM »
@RayPistonprowl :  Wtf turned you on, Cin?

--

@Rosary : Was it my worms, Spider?

Offline Ingenue

  • Tomato Pope Pup
  • *
  • Gender: Female
  • Country: vi
  • Posts: 7189
  • Rep: 1113
  • forcing pettings out of you all
    • Ingy's currently idle Tumblr feat. petgirls, jesters, ponies
Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #242 on: May 21, 2015, 07:55:51 PM »
RayPistonprowl: I've got a total naughtybits crush on Rosie though
I like my unicorns pink. and fluffy. and dancing, in the vicinity of meteorological optical effects ~kittyumbrass
Turns out that France understands neither peanut butter nor tacos ~IrishGirl
Picard just petting a dog for an hour is my porn. ~NOT Ingenue

Limits

Offline RayPistonprowl

  • Testosterone ridden penis wielder
  • *
  • Gender: Male
  • Country: gb
  • Posts: 11454
  • Rep: 660
  • Cockwagging hornbucket
Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #243 on: May 31, 2015, 02:32:36 AM »
well_hung_jack [30|May 02:31 PM]: Christ on a trumpet, why am I so fucking horny today?!?! I'm hung-over to fuck and already on my second orgasm... IT'S NOT NATURAL!!! :O
You haven't lived until you've received a teabagging from the prince of darkness. -IndieGuy
I very often rape people with my corkscrew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

Offline RayPistonprowl

  • Testosterone ridden penis wielder
  • *
  • Gender: Male
  • Country: gb
  • Posts: 11454
  • Rep: 660
  • Cockwagging hornbucket
Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #244 on: May 31, 2015, 02:34:40 AM »
well_hung_jack [30|May 03:08 AM]: My parents had a variety of cats when I was a child, I always found them to be strange and aloof creatures
well_hung_jack [30|May 03:11 AM]: My parents I mean... The cats were lovely :rofl:
You haven't lived until you've received a teabagging from the prince of darkness. -IndieGuy
I very often rape people with my corkscrew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

Offline RayPistonprowl

  • Testosterone ridden penis wielder
  • *
  • Gender: Male
  • Country: gb
  • Posts: 11454
  • Rep: 660
  • Cockwagging hornbucket
Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #245 on: May 31, 2015, 02:41:14 AM »
kittyumbrass [29|May 08:03 PM]: dinnerdinnerdinnerdinnerdinne rdinnerdinnerdinner BATMAN!
You haven't lived until you've received a teabagging from the prince of darkness. -IndieGuy
I very often rape people with my corkscrew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

Offline RayPistonprowl

  • Testosterone ridden penis wielder
  • *
  • Gender: Male
  • Country: gb
  • Posts: 11454
  • Rep: 660
  • Cockwagging hornbucket
Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #246 on: May 31, 2015, 02:49:37 AM »
well_hung_jack [29|May 07:42 PM]: Talking of pussy... HONESTLY, that smell! Do I need to change my bedsheets or put the shower head up my dog's hoo-hoo?

Addie [29|May 07:43 PM]: Sounds like you need to get your dog to the vet for a yeast infection before a loaf of bread pops out of her hoo hoo

well_hung_jack [29|May 07:44 PM]: Is that where bread comes from?!?! Fucking gross, that's me WELL off sandwiches

Addie [29|May 07:44 PM]: Nah, that's just where Tesco gets its bread from. You don't shop at Tesco, do you? :bateyes:

Cannonball [29|May 07:47 PM]: Good thing I am starting early in the day killing brain cells. I don't think these are things I want to remember!

well_hung_jack [29|May 07:47 PM]: I didn't mind eating horsemeat

Addie [29|May 07:48 PM]: Jack, were you visiting France or something? :french: Then you shouldn't be afraid of pain du chien poon

kittyumbrass [29|May 07:49 PM]: chienne poon, Addie, surely?

Addie [29|May 07:55 PM]: I don't even want to think of where they get the CHEESE :watchout:
Addie [29|May 07:55 PM]: (probably your dog's vajayjay)
You haven't lived until you've received a teabagging from the prince of darkness. -IndieGuy
I very often rape people with my corkscrew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

Offline Cinnamon_Spider

  • Gender: Female
  • Country: gb
  • Posts: 59
  • Rep: 27
  • Want a taste?
Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #247 on: June 01, 2015, 04:50:07 PM »
@Cannonball :Is it sad I googled ear sex just now? =P



..so naturally I had to too.

Offline RayPistonprowl

  • Testosterone ridden penis wielder
  • *
  • Gender: Male
  • Country: gb
  • Posts: 11454
  • Rep: 660
  • Cockwagging hornbucket
Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #248 on: June 04, 2015, 07:53:28 PM »
Ingenue [05|Jun 12:52 AM]: It's a whole sorry spectrum of assjizz smoothies0KITTY GET OFF OF TH
You haven't lived until you've received a teabagging from the prince of darkness. -IndieGuy
I very often rape people with my corkscrew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

Offline RayPistonprowl

  • Testosterone ridden penis wielder
  • *
  • Gender: Male
  • Country: gb
  • Posts: 11454
  • Rep: 660
  • Cockwagging hornbucket
Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #249 on: June 11, 2015, 07:42:26 AM »
@Addie  [11|Jun 06:00 AM]: Gonna wreck some dick! XD Bye!
« Last Edit: June 11, 2015, 07:49:47 AM by RayPistonprowl »
You haven't lived until you've received a teabagging from the prince of darkness. -IndieGuy
I very often rape people with my corkscrew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

Offline RayPistonprowl

  • Testosterone ridden penis wielder
  • *
  • Gender: Male
  • Country: gb
  • Posts: 11454
  • Rep: 660
  • Cockwagging hornbucket
Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #250 on: June 11, 2015, 07:46:36 AM »
pinkwarkitten14 [11|Jun 01:01 AM]: on my way in a few mins ago I accidentally clicked the "Exit" button instead of Enter (and the headphones weren't plugged in) so B and I got the shit scared out of us by "Ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies" blaring over the speakers :P

( she's on about the "EXIT" : http://www.rapecage.com - blame @Ingenue  for that one )
« Last Edit: June 11, 2015, 07:49:32 AM by RayPistonprowl »
You haven't lived until you've received a teabagging from the prince of darkness. -IndieGuy
I very often rape people with my corkscrew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

Offline RayPistonprowl

  • Testosterone ridden penis wielder
  • *
  • Gender: Male
  • Country: gb
  • Posts: 11454
  • Rep: 660
  • Cockwagging hornbucket
Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #251 on: June 11, 2015, 07:50:10 AM »
@Lust4Mina [11|Jun 12:54 AM]: i dont like cum on the face or other areas though after all the pounding just a straight shot down the hatch please
You haven't lived until you've received a teabagging from the prince of darkness. -IndieGuy
I very often rape people with my corkscrew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

Offline RayPistonprowl

  • Testosterone ridden penis wielder
  • *
  • Gender: Male
  • Country: gb
  • Posts: 11454
  • Rep: 660
  • Cockwagging hornbucket
Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #252 on: June 11, 2015, 07:52:55 AM »
@Ingenue [11|Jun 12:43 AM]: I deny that a graymaned or graying man with big huggable chest and warm-looking arms could EVER make me go all gooey and hope he'll kidnap me.

Ingenue [11|Jun 12:44 AM]: And those that love puppies or kitties. I super especially deny deliquescing into high pitched squeaking quark-gluon plasma lemonade at the sight of that.

RayPistonprowl [11|Jun 12:45 AM]: dafuq? deliquescing? :drool:

RayPistonprowl [11|Jun 12:45 AM]: oh dear... it only got more bizarre from there.... quark gluon dafuqerie
You haven't lived until you've received a teabagging from the prince of darkness. -IndieGuy
I very often rape people with my corkscrew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

Offline RayPistonprowl

  • Testosterone ridden penis wielder
  • *
  • Gender: Male
  • Country: gb
  • Posts: 11454
  • Rep: 660
  • Cockwagging hornbucket
Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #253 on: June 11, 2015, 08:09:50 AM »
@Rosary [10|Jun 10:34 PM]: a thoroughly tickled Rosie can curl into all kinds of positions and do inhuman wriggling. Like a squid under a door.

[10|Jun 10:35 PM]: @kittyumbrass buys squidproofed doors
You haven't lived until you've received a teabagging from the prince of darkness. -IndieGuy
I very often rape people with my corkscrew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

Offline RayPistonprowl

  • Testosterone ridden penis wielder
  • *
  • Gender: Male
  • Country: gb
  • Posts: 11454
  • Rep: 660
  • Cockwagging hornbucket
Re: Heard in the Shout Box / Chat Room
« Reply #254 on: June 11, 2015, 08:11:37 AM »
@Rosary [10|Jun 10:33 PM]: can't you bruise someone's heart or something if you punch them in the armpit?

RayPistonprowl [10|Jun 10:34 PM]: Rosy I can bruise your heart through your cunt <3
You haven't lived until you've received a teabagging from the prince of darkness. -IndieGuy
I very often rape people with my corkscrew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

 

Offsite Contacts Email Admins (Offsite) Admins Addie RayPistonprowl Global Moderators Ingenue Red Right Hand Moderators Surrender2U EssenceofRed kittyumbrass the savage Smirkin darkfantasygirl