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Non-Fantasy Discussion => General Support (Non-Fantasy) => Topic started by: steg on November 07, 2014, 09:03:25 AM

Title: Becoming better at sex
Post by: steg on November 07, 2014, 09:03:25 AM
I thought this would be useful for some of the members here:

Let me start by giving advice to women.

If you want to become better at giving head, the next time you're standing around the water cooler or similar and a colleague/friend is telling a story, try nodding along with your mouth open.
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: RayPistonprowl on November 07, 2014, 04:54:42 PM
:troll:
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: steg on November 07, 2014, 06:39:47 PM
I thought this would be useful for some of the members here:

Let me start by giving advice to women.

If you want to become better at giving head, the next time you're standing around the water cooler or similar and a colleague/friend is telling a story, try nodding along with your mouth open.

You know if you've read this message, you've tried miming my suggestion out you freak!
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: McGrath on June 04, 2015, 10:54:36 AM
Is this a troll thread ? :laughgrin:
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: Addie on June 04, 2015, 02:57:54 PM
Seeing who started it... probably. :)) :troll:
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: Itsjustadream on June 04, 2015, 05:40:47 PM
It's a sincere tip to the ladies (or gay/bisexual guys) by a past member.

He was very dedicated to helping others.
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: RayPistonprowl on June 08, 2015, 04:54:14 PM
^ :rofl:
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: Roswell on October 17, 2015, 07:11:32 AM
I thought this thread was gonna be about girl giving advice, not the other way around  :laugh2:
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: magickalsub on February 12, 2016, 10:54:59 PM
I'm the one who takes forever trying to figure out what the hell it means before it finally dawns on me.  :))
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: Jewel777 on February 13, 2016, 01:10:23 PM
Lmao I did 😐
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: davyg89 on February 15, 2016, 07:45:06 AM
hi noticed you hasd posted so was just having a nosey lol  hi
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: jdfoxxx on March 12, 2016, 07:07:40 AM
Lol this thread  :))
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: randomgirl on August 21, 2016, 07:27:17 PM
I thought this would be useful for some of the members here:

Let me start by giving advice to women.

If you want to become better at giving head, the next time you're standing around the water cooler or similar and a colleague/friend is telling a story, try nodding along with your mouth open.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: steg on October 06, 2016, 06:18:09 PM
For the lads.

Remember, opening a woman's legs is like spreading butter. You could use a credit card, but a knife is so much easier.
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: Lee on November 07, 2016, 12:19:01 PM
A compatible partner, and lots of sex seems to be the answer for me.
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: Kittykatpaws on December 14, 2016, 12:52:42 AM
Well i give great head i say practice. 3or 6 times a day u will b aa proin no time
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: Anguissette on August 31, 2017, 02:18:47 PM
How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice! I had to teach a man almost twice my age how to properly use his mouth on a girl. Goodness, how he went that long frustrating woman after woman no doubt.
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: darkfantasygirl on August 31, 2017, 02:49:13 PM
For the lads.

Remember, opening a woman's legs is like spreading butter. You could use a credit card, but a knife is so much easier.

Well god damn!  :wet: :faint:
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: jenny on August 31, 2017, 03:20:57 PM

Girls

 Don't..

1. Go to sleep halfway through, or..
2. Say "Have you started yet".
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: Anguissette on August 31, 2017, 03:27:19 PM

Girls

 Don't..

1. Go to sleep halfway through, or..
2. Say "Have you started yet".

I have only had one or two people who were just terrible at sex. The one time I can remember the most I remember thinking about all the laundry I had to do... :P
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: Shadowform on September 01, 2017, 05:51:57 AM

Girls

 Don't..

1. Go to sleep halfway through, or..
2. Say "Have you started yet".

I have only had one or two people who were just terrible at sex. The one time I can remember the most I remember thinking about all the laundry I had to do... :P

i used to think about what color i wanted to paint the walls
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: Arjuna on September 01, 2017, 03:15:15 PM
during my ex relationship I planed sometimes my groceries/shopping list during sex.  :facepalm2:
Title: Re: Becoming better at sex
Post by: jenny on September 02, 2017, 03:37:37 PM
 We once made love in a hotel. Right at the start I noticed a small piece of plaster in the ceiling which looked as if it might fall down at any minute [not over the bed fortunately!].

 It bugged me the whole time.