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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2014, 05:32:55 AM »
I have a song stuck in my head, let me write you the chorus so I won't be alone...

You can be my bodyguard and I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty and Betty you can call me Al...


You're welcome.

I love Paul Simon, so that wasn't actually a bad thing. Here's another one:

I saw my old lover on the street last night
She seemed so glad to see me, I just smiled
So we talked about the old times
And we drank ourselves some beers
Still crazy after all these years

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2014, 07:38:10 AM »
What is it that attracts me like fucking catnip to all of you people whom I utterly detest and despise, time and time again!?
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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2014, 07:40:05 AM »
I have a song stuck in my head, let me write you the chorus so I won't be alone...

You can be my bodyguard and I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty and Betty you can call me Al...


You're welcome.

I love Paul Simon, so that wasn't actually a bad thing. Here's another one:

I saw my old lover on the street last night
She seemed so glad to see me, I just smiled
So we talked about the old times
And we drank ourselves some beers
Still crazy after all these years
I agree it's not a bad thing, but it's been 2 days. That's way too cheerful a song to be rattling in my head for so long and it just. Won't. Leave.
« Last Edit: June 29, 2014, 12:56:46 PM by lysyn »
So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
~Someone with a bright future and great hair.

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2014, 08:00:12 AM »
Oh, but the bass riff... :love:

I had "Diamonds on the Soles of her Shoes" stuck in my head for a day or two recently! My kitty is used to me singing to her so she took my yodelling "Woo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo, as if everykitty would know what I was talking about" remarkably calmly...
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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2014, 02:33:02 AM »
I agree it's not a bad thing, but it's been 2 days. That's way too cheerful a song to be rattling in my head for so long and it just. Won't. Leave.

At least you don't have Pharrell's "Happy" on the brain.

Oops.  >:)

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2014, 02:40:20 AM »
Right, I just had the weirdest dream. No, it wasn't rape related, so I won't bore y'all with it, except to say there were mini jaguars and I petted one around the time I witnessed a terrorist training camp and waited for the cop (nice lady btw 11/10 would dream again) to rescue my bro from the wicked couple's house.
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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2014, 02:44:36 AM »
dreams are strange..mines more so then others I think, especially the ones where you're fucking someone you'd have no problem strangling/maiming in real life. those dreams piss me off (only after I wake up of course :) )

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2014, 04:52:30 AM »
I agree it's not a bad thing, but it's been 2 days. That's way too cheerful a song to be rattling in my head for so long and it just. Won't. Leave.

At least you don't have Pharrell's "Happy" on the brain.

Oops.  >:)
thanks a lot, pal

In related news, I no longer have Paul Simon in my head.
So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
~Someone with a bright future and great hair.

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2014, 06:33:34 AM »
dreams are strange..mines more so then others I think, especially the ones where you're fucking someone you'd have no problem strangling/maiming in real life. those dreams piss me off (only after I wake up of course :) )

How about the very "realistic" dream I had where at first I was an Islamic woman who learned of a terrorist plot to nuke the major city I was living in and tried to tell the elders so they could do something about it but they ignored me because I was a woman, then tried to tell the US government (this was back when I lived there) and they ignored me because I was Muslim... and then I was suddenly me in the city watching the bomb coming right towards me. It ended as the bomb exploded and the skyscraper I was standing on blew apart. Yeah, dreams are fucking freaky.

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2014, 09:29:18 AM »
Here's random (sort of):


For a rape fantasy community, this website doesn't have much rape discussion going on.
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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2014, 11:22:13 AM »
Here's random (sort of):


For a rape fantasy community, this website doesn't have much rape discussion going on.

Uh, random. If this thread were all full of rapey stuff, that would be less random. Besides, the pervy family reunion is still going on. We're mostly not raping each other yet... are we? I'd hate to be missing out on anything.

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2014, 10:06:22 AM »
I've just noticed my title here is 'Virgin'-It's a long long time since I was a virgin... :D

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2014, 10:51:18 AM »
I agree it's not a bad thing, but it's been 2 days. That's way too cheerful a song to be rattling in my head for so long and it just. Won't. Leave.

At least you don't have Pharrell's "Happy" on the brain.

Oops.  >:)
thanks a lot, pal

In related news, I no longer have Paul Simon in my head.

That's funny!

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2014, 11:02:32 AM »
Here's random (sort of):


For a rape fantasy community, this website doesn't have much rape discussion going on.

Yeah! Where's all this rape that Ray warned me about?!  :fuck: :naughty:

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2014, 02:57:06 PM »
Happy Canada Day! What I wanted to do was post a lovely pic I found on FL of a woman pushing a GIANT ball with a red maple leaf on it, out of her ass. It's quite the site! But alas, it is her personal pic and I don't have the rights to post. So instead, I came across this lovely video of William Shatner singing O Canada. Cheers!




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