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Little Conversations
« on: January 22, 2016, 10:44:50 PM »
Daddy: So (work colleague) had a wild time last weekend with his kinky new girlfriend.

Me: Oh, yeah?

Daddy: Yeah. She sucked his dick and told him it was okay to come on her tits.

Me: And?

Daddy: Oh, no, that's it. That's the wild part. He got head and she told him to come on her tits.

Me: That's kinky?

Daddy: Apparently. The other guys seemed impressed, anyway. He got a couple high fives.

Me: ...Daddy: ...

Me: We don't live a normal life, do we?

Daddy: No, baby. I really don't think we do.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2016, 01:01:40 AM by Alexander »
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Little Conversations
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2016, 10:21:32 AM »
I plan to post some of my own, as well as ones I find online. Feel free to post yours here, too!

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[Backstory: My Daddy and I were going to a movie yesterday, but we missed it. We decided we would go today since I didn't have work.]

This morning, sitting in bed...

Me: Do you still want to go to the movie? (asking in a tone that already tells him I don't)
Daddy: You don't want to go to the movie today?
Me: Well, I still wanted to bake that dessert that I didn't have time to make yesterday, and I have that rehearsal this evening.
Daddy: That's fine. You have a lot on your plate today.
Me: *thinks* Wait a second. What all do I have on my plate?? *suddenly worried, stressed out, and worked up, thinking about all the things I should do today while my Daddy rolls over and falls asleep*  D-:
The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."

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Re: Little Conversations
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2016, 09:31:20 AM »
I have grumpy days. Yesterday was a definite grumpy day because I had a great time Monday spending the day with my brother, so in comparison, spending the day alone made me very sad and bored. Naturally, when L came home, he could instantly I was in a grump.


[after I'd gotten out of the bath, getting ready to go for our dinner date and to watch Deadpool]
L: what are you going to wear tonight?
Me: *shrugs and look annoyed*
L: are you grumpy today? (this sounds condescending, but I freely call them my grumpy days)
Me: No.
L: oh, okay. Want to talk about something?
Me: No.
L: okay.
[silence]
Me: I'm grumpy.
L: why are you grumpy?
Me: *starting to get teary* because I'm bored.
L: I'm sorry baby, I know it's not great for you home alone all day.
Me: *crying* Ellie (my dog) didn't want to play with me!
L: *giving a hug* she's selfish, isn't she?
Me: y-yeah... *sniffling*




Later, in a better mood, I'm laying naked and waiting for L to get into bed.
L: I'm gonna get your belly *tickles*
Me: No!!! *giggling and hiding under the cover*
L: ohw :(
ME: *roles over, pushing my tummy out* belly tickles.
L: *tickles*
Me: No!!!
~Per Aspira Ad Inferi~

I thought I was an angel, but I was wrong.
I'm with the Others, and I've been here all along.
Will you punish me because I'm made in your blood?
Do I fly in the storm, or wallow in the mud?
So don't blame the devil for the shit that you've done,
You made this mess, and you're just having fun.

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Re: Little Conversations
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2016, 05:37:34 PM »
That is so bloody adorable.

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Re: Little Conversations
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2016, 07:12:42 AM »
A conversation with L last night over the phone-


Me: are you coming over to pick up your stuff tomorrow?
L: yeah, I'll be with you about 3
Me: I can't wait for you to come over!
L: yeah? Why's that?
Me: *mumbling* I just am...
L: tell me
Me: I drawed you a picture
L: aww, Ghostie Boo (best nickname!) is it a surprise or can you send me a photo?
Me: it's a surprise but I hope you like it
L: I know I will gorgeous


Sometimes I draw him pictures just because he's the only person who is always genuinely excited to receive them. When we first got together I crafted him such greats as the Psychedelic Cornholio, Cthulhu riding a pink pony and Elephant Lady on a Unicycle Making Tea
~Per Aspira Ad Inferi~

I thought I was an angel, but I was wrong.
I'm with the Others, and I've been here all along.
Will you punish me because I'm made in your blood?
Do I fly in the storm, or wallow in the mud?
So don't blame the devil for the shit that you've done,
You made this mess, and you're just having fun.

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Re: Little Conversations
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2016, 06:20:32 PM »
Oh! [member=804]Rosary[/member] ! I LOVE drawings!! You can post them in my coloring thread!! *nods really fast*


Psssst... So can [member=13]lysyn[/member] :)
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Re: Little Conversations
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2016, 07:03:28 PM »
Eeeeeee!! Thank you!! I'd love to post in the colouring thread <3 <3


Today wasn't a grumpy day so much as a sad day, so naturally, L and I got stoned.


L: what are you thinking about?
Me: Cuddles and cake... and your bum.
L: Naughty!
Me: Nooo...
~Per Aspira Ad Inferi~

I thought I was an angel, but I was wrong.
I'm with the Others, and I've been here all along.
Will you punish me because I'm made in your blood?
Do I fly in the storm, or wallow in the mud?
So don't blame the devil for the shit that you've done,
You made this mess, and you're just having fun.

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Re: Little Conversations
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2016, 02:27:11 AM »
A conversation with Daddy - from Tumblr


Daddy: So (work colleague) had a wild time last weekend with his kinky new girlfriend.

Me: Oh, yeah?

Daddy: Yeah. She sucked his dick and told him it was okay to come on her tits.

Me: And?

Daddy: Oh, no, that's it. That's the wild part. He got head and she told him to come on her tits.

Me: That's kinky?

Daddy: Apparently. The other guys seemed impressed, anyway. He got a couple high fives.

Me: ...Daddy: ...

Me: We don't live a normal life, do we?

Daddy: No, baby. I really don't think we do.
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Re: Little Conversations
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2016, 11:28:23 AM »
In December there was a particularly stressful week at work and I kept picking fights with my Daddy... in my sleep. Seriously 3 nights in a row. Then I would wake up the next morning, flash back, and feel like a total biotch. I shared this with some friends at the time that it happened and figure here would be a good place for it.
Below is the way one conversation apparently happened:

Setting: in bed, time to sleep, he's on the computer.
Me: *rolling toward him* I don't like it when you're on the computer while I'm sleeping. I can't sleep.
Him: You're sleeping right now.
Me: No I'm not. (grumpy, irritated 'little' voice)
Him: Yes you are. You're snoring.
Me: But I'm awake. *rolls over and immediately begins snoring again*
The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."

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Re: Little Conversations
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2016, 12:55:36 PM »
A few weeks ago my Daddy and I came home from dinner and stopped to check my mail. I was so excited that I got a package (that I ordered).

Setting: In the elevator, I'm looking at my package with a giddy smile on my face.
Daddy: Do you know what's inside?
Me: Yep. *beaming*
Daddy: Did you order something?
Me: It's a surprise! *not being able to contain it* ...I ordered my own flannel pajama pants!
[Daddy is looking at me confused as to why I would be so excited about this. Note that I bought him dark green and navy plaid flannel pants for Hanukkah - because he always seems to be cold at night.]
Me: They're plaid flannel!
[Daddy still looking at me confused.]
Me: ... So we can match when we go to bed!! *ecstatic*




Of course I ordered red plaid flannel for myself.


The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."

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Re: Little Conversations
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2016, 04:06:24 PM »
All the hooray for flannel pants!!

L and I went into London for a day out and so he could hand back a guitar he repaired for a friend. After he took me to South Bank and we got lunch from the food festival and stuff. I got a treat

L: you want cookies?
Me: am I allowed cookies? (reference to my being skint and relying on him for lunch today)
L: you've been a good girl today *smiles, kisses my forehead* we can go to the cookie stand and get all different ones
Me: yay!
~Per Aspira Ad Inferi~

I thought I was an angel, but I was wrong.
I'm with the Others, and I've been here all along.
Will you punish me because I'm made in your blood?
Do I fly in the storm, or wallow in the mud?
So don't blame the devil for the shit that you've done,
You made this mess, and you're just having fun.

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Re: Little Conversations
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2016, 08:55:24 PM »
L and I went to a concert tonight. It's been a long day and we were quite stoned on the train home.

L: don't go to sleep baby, it's our stop soon.
Me: I'm not going to sleep...
L: your eyes are closed baby, have some Pepsi and perk up.
Me, pouting: but I'm sleepy!
L: I know baby.
Me: well I just want bed.
L: you can have bed soon, Ghostie Boo.
Me: I want a bedtime story tonight.
L: not tonight gorgeous, it's after midnight already.
Me: *tired grumpy pout* you're mean.
L: I'm sorry baby.
Me: meanie bobeanie.

~Per Aspira Ad Inferi~

I thought I was an angel, but I was wrong.
I'm with the Others, and I've been here all along.
Will you punish me because I'm made in your blood?
Do I fly in the storm, or wallow in the mud?
So don't blame the devil for the shit that you've done,
You made this mess, and you're just having fun.

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Re: Little Conversations
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2016, 08:56:31 PM »
Morning Rosy was a lazy Rosy today.
I woke up in the morning and snuggled into L, he eventually moved onto his back so I could have an arm around me with my head on his chest. About an hour later it's the ghastly hour of 12:30 in the afternoon (we did go to bed very late)


L: Ghosty Boo... are you going to get up?
*annoyed face and tighter snuggle* Me: No.
L: It's quite late, come on, I'll make tea.
Me: I don't want tea, I want cuddles!!
L: Liar, you love tea.
*distressed* Me: But I want cuddles too!!
L: You can't have both, I can only make tea if we get up.
Me: NO! *tighter snuggle, extra half hour snuggling achieved*
~Per Aspira Ad Inferi~

I thought I was an angel, but I was wrong.
I'm with the Others, and I've been here all along.
Will you punish me because I'm made in your blood?
Do I fly in the storm, or wallow in the mud?
So don't blame the devil for the shit that you've done,
You made this mess, and you're just having fun.

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Re: Little Conversations
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2016, 03:34:37 AM »
I was at a little's BBQ picnic a few weeks back in a lovely forest. I brought cupcakes.


I ended up in a wonderful conversation with a Daddy and His little which lasted until it came time to pack up. There was a box of six cupcakes left over which lead to the following conversation.


Me to Daddy: "There's some cupcakes left over. Would it be permissible to send them home with <little's name>?
Daddy to Me: "Thankyou but no. I think she's eaten enough of them already."
Little to Daddy (in a most offended voice): "I haven't Daddy."
Daddy to little: "I've already said no baby"


So Daddy and I went off to to do Grown Up stuff like organising who was to take what drinks home with them and returned to see <little's name> with four cupcakes lined up in front of her, on the picnic rug, one in her mouth and another empty wrapper in the box.


Daddy to little: And just what do you think you're up to miss?
Little to Daddy (candy sweet voice): You said I wasn't to take them home so I'm eating them all now.


Daddy took all four, gave one each to two other littles, ate another and and showed little the last one.


Daddy to little: "This one's yours, baby." and tossed it into the garbage - nothing but net.


Little creates an unholy tantrum which included at least one "I hate you".


Daddy to little when she'd finally quietened down: "Go to the car, miss. I'll deal with you later".
little to Daddy: "Yes Daddy. Can I sing in the car?"
Daddy to little: "Yes baby, you can sing but you're still in trouble."
little to Daddy: "I know Daddy. I don't really hate you."
Daddy to Me (smiling proud like): She's drives Me crazy but I can't help loving her."
« Last Edit: March 23, 2016, 10:30:19 AM by Alexander »
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Re: Little Conversations
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2016, 07:02:21 AM »
[member=1071]Alexander[/member] *rolls around and squeals* that's the bestest!! I'd so love to go to a Littles picnic :(
~Per Aspira Ad Inferi~

I thought I was an angel, but I was wrong.
I'm with the Others, and I've been here all along.
Will you punish me because I'm made in your blood?
Do I fly in the storm, or wallow in the mud?
So don't blame the devil for the shit that you've done,
You made this mess, and you're just having fun.

 

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