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Re: I Want To Pick The Theme!
« Reply #45 on: August 21, 2015, 04:13:18 PM »
Hope and pray that the list doesn't get down to just me, or I'll pick CUDDLES / COOL WHIP / CARTOGRAPHY just to mess with you all.

(this is not the real set of words for next month, obviously)

(also your hopes and prayers are answered: I'm not on the list)
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Re: I Want To Pick The Theme!
« Reply #46 on: August 21, 2015, 04:50:58 PM »
I'm going to write a story with those themes just to prove I can now, Ingy :P

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Re: I Want To Pick The Theme!
« Reply #47 on: August 21, 2015, 05:15:24 PM »
Oh no... I actually had someone answer the door this time. Rather than turning off the lights once I'm already on the porch and waiting for me to go away.

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Re: I Want To Pick The Theme!
« Reply #48 on: August 21, 2015, 11:10:58 PM »
Oh no... I actually had someone answer the door this time. Rather than turning off the lights once I'm already on the porch and waiting for me to go away.

Could'a been worse. They could'a shot you in the face through their screen door ...
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Re: I Want To Pick The Theme!
« Reply #49 on: August 22, 2015, 11:07:36 AM »
:fap: Does sperm even travel through the mesh on a screen door? I think someone should experiment with this and tell us the results.
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Re: I Want To Pick The Theme!
« Reply #50 on: August 22, 2015, 02:33:55 PM »
I sent him a "just in case" list when I heard number 2 had flaked. Thankfully number 3 picked up the phone for him or you'd be working with Harvest/Harmony/Harridan if memory serves... ;) (oh and if I completely misunderstood and you needed my backup list let me know and I'll quickly send another - can almost always be relied on for that, it's easy).

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Re: I Want To Pick The Theme!
« Reply #51 on: August 22, 2015, 02:42:59 PM »
I sent him a "just in case" list when I heard number 2 had flaked. Thankfully number 3 picked up the phone for him or you'd be working with Harvest/Harmony/Harridan if memory serves... ;)

Harvest and Harmony? I would have written My Little Pony. Be very grateful #3 picked up the phone. ;)
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Re: I Want To Pick The Theme!
« Reply #52 on: August 22, 2015, 03:09:05 PM »
I sent him a "just in case" list when I heard number 2 had flaked. Thankfully number 3 picked up the phone for him or you'd be working with Harvest/Harmony/Harridan if memory serves... ;)

Harvest and Harmony? I would have written My Little Pony. Be very grateful #3 picked up the phone. ;)

Write it anyway Ingy! :beg:  XD :naughty:

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Re: I Want To Pick The Theme!
« Reply #53 on: August 22, 2015, 03:23:41 PM »
I sent him a "just in case" list when I heard number 2 had flaked. Thankfully number 3 picked up the phone for him or you'd be working with Harvest/Harmony/Harridan if memory serves... ;)

Harvest and Harmony? I would have written My Little Pony. Be very grateful #3 picked up the phone. ;)

Write it anyway Ingy! :beg:  XD :naughty:

AJ is best pony but... I can't seem to work rape into the plot. Maybe we'll just have to settle for Ray raping our plots instead...
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Re: I Want To Pick The Theme!
« Reply #54 on: August 22, 2015, 05:06:07 PM »
:fap: Does sperm even travel through the mesh on a screen door? I think someone should experiment with this and tell us the results.

I once fell through a screen door whilst having a fap and ..

wait for it ..

strained myself. :rimshot:

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Re: I Want To Pick The Theme!
« Reply #55 on: August 23, 2015, 06:37:26 PM »
I once fell through a screen door whilst having a fap and ..

wait for it ..

strained myself. :rimshot:

Amazing that you perform without a net...   :O
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Re: I Want To Pick The Theme!
« Reply #56 on: August 24, 2015, 02:59:42 PM »
Hope and pray that the list doesn't get down to just me, or I'll pick CUDDLES / COOL WHIP / CARTOGRAPHY just to mess with you all.

Just for you, [member=6]Ingenue[/member],..

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 She is now lying at the foot of the bed, trembling,  awaiting his response...."
 
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Re: I Want To Pick The Theme!
« Reply #57 on: August 24, 2015, 03:14:29 PM »
:rofl:
Smirkin dances around acid with wings made from Derick's scales "Rawr"
which I believe is about how because he won't take the lead in their relationship, she wants to bugger him with her strap-on ~kittyumbrass
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Re: I Want To Pick The Theme!
« Reply #58 on: August 31, 2015, 08:06:25 PM »
Our list of volunteers to randomize from:
  • EssenceofRed
  • LiskaHunter
  • Tragedy
  • FrodoKreuger
  • flash713
  • Rosary
  • Cannonball
  • BlackKnight
  • kittyumbrass not eligible until January/February, 2016
  • lysyn not eligible until March/April, 2016
Any new volunteers will be added as the next eligible position at the bottom of the list. I will remain as the fail-safe in case the randomly selected individual does not deliver a theme. If you are chosen, then you become ineligible for the following two contest cycles.


Our list of Word Count Limit choices to be randomized:
  • 4,500
  • 2,000
  • 3,500
  • 5,000
  • 2,500
  • 4,000
  • 3,000 not eligible until March/April, 2016
Just as with the theme volunteers, the random selection of a Word Count Limit will invalidate that choice from eligibility for two successive rounds and drop it to last place on the list. When it comes back in play it will move to slot 1 and push all choices down a place...
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Re: I Want To Pick The Theme!
« Reply #59 on: September 02, 2015, 02:03:58 AM »
Our list of volunteers to randomize from:
  • EssenceofRed
  • LiskaHunter
  • Tragedy
  • FrodoKreuger
  • flash713
  • Rosary
  • Cannonball
  • BlackKnight
  • kittyumbrass not eligible until January/February, 2016
  • lysyn not eligible until March/April, 2016

Rosary left (her boyfriend wasn't keen on her being here ) so you may as well strike that one.

Don't hurt him too much, especially his face. I want to use it as my throne at some point. -cosmicwitch
If I ever have a punk band with just two members, I'm calling it "Anal Pear". -kittyumbrass
Nature abhors a vacuum, so if you present us with a hole we're going to try to fill it. For nature's sake. -SoftGameHunter
My strap on is also hung like Ron Jeremy's ponysona and will totes raep your ankle. -Ingenue

 

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